:30 VO Concerning Tape

Brown paper, white paper stick it together with the tape! Tape is an ingenius invention created over two generations ago! It's sticky on one side and smooth on the other! This adhesive comes in a roll that can be put into different kinds of dispensers! Fix your broken pencil, your torn paper, your mother's heart. Yes folks it's the sticky stuff that provides a tough bond of assurance! Tape is a surefire way to know that you will never be without a means of quick repair! Tape can be found at your local Wal-Mart, HyVee, Target, Walgreens, Office Supply, Staples, or your house!

Orange Juice :30 VO

Revised Radio Post

What is Vitamin C you ask? Vitamin C is a 16 oz glass of pure sunshiny deliciousness called orange juice. Orange juice is known to boost the immune system, increase energy levels, and gives a wake up call worthy of coffee! With over three different flavors: Orange-mango, the original orange, and of course the best of all Orange-pineapple! Yes folks it's a flavor that just can't be beat! You might not live in Philadelphia, but when you drink orange juice, it's always a bright bright sunshiny day!!!!

New Radio Post

What is Vitamin C you ask? Vitamin C is a 16 oz glass of pure orange sunshiny deliciousness. Orange juice is known to boost the immune system, increase energy levels, and gives a sort of strength that cannot be matched! When your day is low, orange juice is the way to go! Now more nutritious than ever! With over three different flavors: Orange-mango, the original orange, and of course the best of all Orange-pineapple! Yes folks it's a flavor that just can't be beat! But wait, there's more! For all the pulp lovers out there, there is now strictly High Pulp orange juice! And of course the intermediate low pulp, or my personal fave: No pulp! But what are some of the best kinds of orange juice? How about the free kind! If you find specially marked boxes of toaster strudels they have a free half gallon orange juice coupon on the back! Yes folks you might not live in Philadelphia, but when you drink orange juice, it's always  bright bright sunshiny day!!!!

Fruit Stripe Radio Practice

Fruit Stripe

Ladies and Gentlemen: I give you Fruit Stripe. The new fruitastical gum that is bursting in flavor! What’s better than fruit cram packed into a three inch long strip of gum?! How about gum that gives a fruity explosion?! Fruit Stripe comes in three different flavors: Orange, orange juice, and orange juice concentrate! Fruit Stripe comes in a nearly indestructible container of solid steel! Lacking your daily servings of fruit? No problem! Fruit Stripe uses 100% real fruit! The tangy sensation that is Fruit Stripe can be found at your local HyVee and or Wal-Mart! Look for our limited time offer with a free coupon for orange juice on the back! Buy now! 

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